Mr Bush is telling the American people that yes, the CIA has secret locations in which they interrogate their victims according to alternative methods, i.e. they are sent to countries like Egypt and Pakistan which are notorious for their disregard to human rights to be beaten and tortured. Meanwhile the American people can rest assured that they are not guilty of the incredible violence that is visited in their name on often innocent men and women. They can sleep soundly and spend their money at the malls with clean hands and minds.
Here in Egypt we are champions in police brutality, maltreatment in prisons, barbaric torture methods and the like. We have been trying hard to improve our human rights record which seems to stand in the way of many priviledges accorded us by the West should we have been able to clean our act. But now why should we? Our brutality is an asset. It is being used by our American masters. We are slightly better at metting pain than the dogs they unleashed on the prisoners at Abu Ghreib. I suggest we refine our methods even further and maybe we will finally have something as valuable as oil to negotiate American AID with.